Knapsak

Ek dink ek mag myself al verstout het deur te se dat dit nooit die regte tyd vir ‘n Speedo is nie.

Ek bevind myself nou egter in die benarde posisie waar ek hoop dat hierdie kerel wel enetjie aanhet …

Goeie ou Chuck

• Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
• When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
• Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
• There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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• While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
• Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
• Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
• Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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