My daaglikse / weeklikse / wanneer ek ookal lus voel om dit op te dateer aanhalings …

“A court of law is a court of law. Occasionally, it is also a court of justice.”

“Hy’t ‘n gesig soos ‘n Bybel – jy wil dit net oopslaan.” student in Die Matie

“I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.“
Bill Cosby

“I’ll let the racket do the talking.” John McEnroe

“There are men clubbing baby seals on the Alaskan ice employing more finesse, subtlety and a wider arange of strokes than the average Twenty20 batsman.”

“With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.” Steven Weinberg

“Young men think old men are fools, but old men know young men are fools” Truman Capote

“Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.” Carol Burnett

“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.” Dave Barry

SIMPSONS

“Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”

“Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don’t show up tomorrow don’t bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend!”

GASTE

Na drie dae begin vis en gaste sleg ruik. -Benjamin Franklin

Sommige mense kuier langer in ‘n uur as ander in ‘n week.- William Dean Howells